gaybones 

A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."

1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.

gaybones by ColetteReardin September 8, 2008

gaybones 

an adjective or expletive that is used to describe someone or something that is so homosexual that its core/skeletal system is infused with boners and has become the quintessence of all that is retarded, lame, and/or gay. most frequently used as a reaction to bullshit occuring.

wow you are so gaybones in the mouth, stop being a pussy you friggin sloot. just get out of town.

are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? fucking gaybones and a half...what a db, so not even record.

gaybones by thecoolestbeanrecorded November 11, 2011

gayboner 

The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.

Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.

After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.

gayboner by Jewbin October 3, 2007

Gay Bones 

When something is gay to the core.

Either definition of gay can be used as long as it is extreme.

Keith: Dude where's Dietrich?

Eric: He can't hang out tonight, he's got work.

Keith: That's gay-bones.

Example 2

Glen: You hear Ricky Martin came out the closet?

Dave: No way

Glen: Yeah dude, total gay bones.

Gay Bones by amsarias February 22, 2011

gaybonella 

Disease of the anus

Christian is suffering from gaybonella

gaybonella by Andrew September 17, 2003

Gaytones 

Gaytones, Also known as 'Zaytones' On roblox, Is known for being just a major gayboy overall. This user is a major cutie pie *winks*

Btw: He looks like a foot :(

Bro look at Gaytones I herd he used to macs!!!!

Gaytones by PleaseKillme420 January 18, 2018

Gayboner 

A gay person's boner. Also, an adjective that describes pretty much anything in a negative way. A noun that also means "Dumbfuck."

That man must be gay, because he has a gayboner.

Emos are gayboners.

Those drones in Halo 2 are straight-up gayboner.

Gayboner by Alejandrochimi October 4, 2007