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Gay Ass Douche 

This one kid that's a tool.
Everyone hates him. or her, cause no one knows whether it's a boy or a girl.
Bob: Hey Walker, who's that?
Walker: Oh, it's just that gay ass douche again.
Bob: Right on
Gay Ass Douche by Walkz425 September 22, 2009

gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.
That guy is a gandouche.
gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

Gadouched 

When you meet Josh Gad and get trampled
Just went to the 'Frozen' meet and greet with my daughter; she got gadouched! Thankfully. I got a picture... #blessed
Gadouched by UggBoots December 27, 2020

gadouche 

someone of exraordinary douchyness, when just douche alone does not properly drscribe them.
Can you believe that guy actually likes that shitty band, what a GADOUCHE
gadouche by cameron525 August 10, 2008

Gadouche 

The sound a large shit makes when hitting the toilet water
Just went for a gadouche
Gadouche by TheAstro30 November 17, 2014

Gadouche 

Someone who is tall, goofy and walks around disoriented. Can be found in Costa Rica; but is also rumored to inhabit Southern California. This creature gives off a douchey vibe and is a well known douche.
Man look at that tall mofo gadouching around.

There goes a gadouche!
Gadouche by Beefcake420 January 24, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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