Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. 

Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.

Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.

Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore. by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore 

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some really positive queer definitions so he is technically correct

The guy above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
Me: you are correct and if you could read you may be able to find some funny definitions. If you could find some brain cells and use them you may realise that racism, heterosexism and sexism are not the same as humor

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore

The guy above is a cranberry fucknut. However, urban dictionary has some great positive queer definitions.

The human above me: Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore.
Me: Urban dictionary is pretty gay but they will also accept this definition

Urban dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept my submissions anymore by Basically ace satan January 1, 2021

I don't speak gay 

Someone not speaking the gay language

Sorry, I don't speak gay.

I don't speak gay by I am Cul November 7, 2021

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat

Phrase said by individuals, often conservative, to make it seem like they do not completely dislike those part of the LGBTQ community, although this is normally not the case.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat!

Don't make me stand for the national anthem then.

I don't care if you're gay, just don't shove it down my throat by retsuko67 February 12, 2026

“Don’t say gay” bill 

“Well if you read the bill you would know that it doesn’t say that!” ~ Idiots

Hym “And If YOU read the “Don’t say gay” bill you would know that it’s just Bill C-16 except in reverse. Exactly the same. How do you know it’s the same? Because the defense of both bill is exactly the same for either side. ‘It just protects vulnerable people from other people saying things that might be harmful to their minds’ Which bill am I talking about? You don’t know. You can’t tell. Because IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! Both can be exploited. You can weaponize C-16 against a teacher who refuses to call you a ‘she’ even though your dick is bigger than his. You can weaponize “Don’t say gay” against a teacher that mentions the fact that they are gay. ‘My precious little perfect darling child (who isn’t precious or perfect and is a piece of shit and I’m better than them) came home asking about how gay people have kids because their teacher mentioned the fact that they are gay and I don’t like it’ and now they’re fired. NOT GOING TO GO ON A LECTURE TOUR MONETIZING THE BIBLE ARE THEY? No news company’s are picking them up! The SAME goddamn thing. Fucking losers man I swear. No, I’M the loser. I forgot. I’m not what I say I am.”

“Don’t say gay” bill by Hym Iam November 26, 2022

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. 

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay. by No Name EVER April 16, 2021