gauzeling

Da toddler-offspring of a nurse whose primary task is bandaging people up.

Many children love "playing doctor", anyway, and so having a gauzeling or two in da day-care center could come in handy for said aspiring surgeons, since these medical-personnel-parented youngsters might have some actual experience from having watched Mom or Dad applying salves and wrappings to their patients, and could therefore guide their fellow little ones while they practice basic boo-boo-dressing procedures on each other.

gauzeling by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Jizz Guzzling Eel 

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

Jizz Guzzling Eel by Frank Handle October 20, 2023

cum guzzling slut 

a horny bitch who likes to feast on a mans jism in large proportions

your new bird is a right cum guzzling slut

cum guzzling slut by lee kridgi tom sam April 26, 2006

cum guzzling sausage junkie 

Woman skank who is beyond a bitch and has moved into vile territory.

Sue: "Did you see what Allison did to me last night? She totally stole my boyfriend from me.

Thomas: "Ah, don't sweat it Susan. She's a cum guzzling sausage junkie

cum guzzling sausage junkie by Christopher Graham February 17, 2006

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.

Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

Cum Guzzling Twat Blister by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011

fart guzzling 

A game with two or more people, one farts in the others mouth, the person then has to inhale and hold there breath, while the other times them, the winner is the one who holds it in the longest

U wanna let rip and play fart guzzling, Steven holds the record of 3 minutes

fart guzzling by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut 

Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.

" Dude! stay away from the Cum guzzling dumpster slut!'

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut by Matstron March 10, 2009