Gaweling

The act of pressing ones testicles into wet cement leaving two egg shaped indentations for eternity.

The new sidewalk has some of the finest gaweling I've ever seen!

Gaweling by acehammer264 May 13, 2021

Gabeling 

Talking with awkward bad dad jokes;
To annoy with the knowledge that you are doing so

I went to work and my coworker started gabeling right when he came in

Gabeling by Halafire September 15, 2021