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When your high school child takes the car and drives all over the universe.
I’m sorry you don’t have any fuel, if you didn’t gasass around, you would be fine.
gasass by Sommersby June 2, 2021
Words you can keep
one stoner ass mf
will forget shit constantly
funny and cool tho
Thing 1: "Ayo, that guy Hamilton® is a real gasass tho"

Thing 2: "Yo I'm telling him you said that"

Thing 1: "No it's not a bad thing, he writes and does cool shit"
gasass by itsjaydiefayebaby September 23, 2022

gasasstic flatulence 

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.
“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

gayassmotherfuckingbullshit 

this is an expression one would use when they were killed in a ridiculous manner on MW or MW2. it especially applies to when a person is killed by someone who is obviously cheating.
"gayassmotherfuckingbullshit!"

"what dude?"
"that little acoging bitch that modded his 50cal shot me AGAIN!"
When you eat a pie of pizza or something like that and hot fucking fury shoots out of your ass cheeks
Kogan that chocolate fountain and pizza is a recipe for a gasasster
Gasasster by Naor the man December 27, 2019

Gassassin 

A person who knocks another over using nothing but flatulence.
Person #1: Man, that was brutal. I fell out of my chair.
Person # 2: Yeah, he's a Gassassin.
Gassassin by pilotgeg February 16, 2010

shut you gayass up 

if said fast enough the would gayass sounds like gas and can be gotten away with when saying to people
shut you gayass up by Eric Taylor November 2, 2004
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