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aliah garretson 

This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3
Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻
aliah garretson by Unknown doge October 30, 2020
Sweet, kind person with a kind heart. This person loses his way at times, but always comes back. His past was hard, but he intends to make his future bright. Looks up to male role models and one day will make a great father, because he is good with kids. He also has a dark side, but maintains a balance.
Garreon cares for his closest friends and family
Garreon by Mrs. Garreon Washington December 5, 2012

Garretson 

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within
you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown
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pajama casual 

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We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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