1 definition by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson

A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within
you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown
by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020
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