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Sweet, kind person with a kind heart. This person loses his way at times, but always comes back. His past was hard, but he intends to make his future bright. Looks up to male role models and one day will make a great father, because he is good with kids. He also has a dark side, but maintains a balance.
Garreon cares for his closest friends and family
Garreon by Mrs. Garreon Washington December 5, 2012
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garrencism 

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake
Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.
garrencism by juuliasucks March 15, 2019
This right here is a ship! Between Garroth and Laurence. From Aphmau.
"Do you ship Garrence?"
Garrence by Kawaimau March 6, 2018

Garrens BallBarrens 

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"
Garren - is a name for a person who is great in all different ways. Also can feel for people who are having a tough time in there love life.
"Garren, thanks for the help. You are now my best friend!"
Garren by Michigan-State BRO July 28, 2012
Generally fun, handsome person who has jokes and good for advice when needed. Attracts alot of people but chooses the best people to be around.
" oh ma gawwd, Garrion is the funniest mf ever bro!"
garrion by KvngDackie February 6, 2017
Hawaiian slang, short for "guarantee".
Person 1: Waves are pretty big today on the eastside, we go beach??
Person 2: Garrens brah.
Person 1: Shoots.
Garrens by brewtis May 30, 2017