garnis

a penis that resembles garbage

Amber : " He had a garnis! "

Mary : " Tell me you didn't go through with it!? "

Amber : " of course not I ran away!"

garnis by Cathrine Grey July 17, 2016

Lemon Garnish 

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

Lemon Garnish by MooHen July 8, 2017

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

Garisto 

An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.

"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."

Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

mr. garrison 

gay teacher on southpark who eventually gets a sex change, usually seen with mr. hat

Mr. garrison likes to get his snooch pounded like any other woman.

mr. garrison by clarc31 January 22, 2007

Greg Garrison 

A Radio personality on WIBC Indianapolis Radio, who's claim to fame came when as a lawyer, he won the 1992 rape case against Mike Tyson. That is the only reason anybody knows who he is. Now he has himself a radio show on the same network as Rush Limbaugh. His most repeated comment is "Be right back, stick around"

Greg Garrison is a Rush Limbaugh Wannabe, but sadly, he doesn't qualify to even be a pimple on Rush Limbaugh's buttocks.

Greg Garrison by This one's for Bill February 13, 2009

Mr. Garrison 

One fucked up motherfucker from South Park. He is the teacher of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny. He was gay as a male, and later, when he turns into a women via sex change, he becomes a lesbian. He's just gay no matter what sex he turns into. It's a fucking shitstorm. He also used to be obsessed with puppets. Mr. Hat was his original puppet lover, but he was replaced with Mr. Stick. Who knows what the hell Mr. Garrison did with those puppets. He's had relations with Big Gay Al, Mr. Slave, and guys he's somehow fooled into thinking he is a woman. Mr. Garrison created the Gay Tranny Paradox. If a gay man turns into a woman and becomes a "lesbian" is he gay or straight? I don't fucking know.

Mr. Garrison is a fucked up person.

Mr. Garrison by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011