garglesnot

i don’t know man it’s like this goblin word basically when something’s trash and like garlicky

“dude did you see the smiths new album”
“yeahhh it’s absolute garglesnot”

by MOP THE GREEN BEANS June 11, 2022

Garglesnarf

Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.

"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."

by garglesnarf October 15, 2009

Garblesnorting

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)

Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011

garblesnorting

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

by antoniost December 3, 2011

Gorglesnoggle

A poisonous potato

He had nothing else to eat, so he ate the gorglesnoggle

by Gorglesnoggle April 27, 2023