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Garglesnarf
Verb. When an individual in the act of giving head sneezes resulting in a snarfing noise and possible chomping of the penis.
"Last night she was giving me head when she garglesnarfed me!"
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
-"Dude I would hate to have my penis snarfed."
Garglesnarf by garglesnarf October 15, 2009
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Garblesnorting
Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!
Garblesnorting by Doesitmatter?? June 28, 2011
garblesnorting
The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.
Variant of gobblesnorting.
Variant of gobblesnorting.
Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!
garblesnorting by antoniost December 3, 2011
gorglesnork
“yo why u look like a gorglesnork” “yeah i gorglesnorked that kid” “this food is genuinely albanian gorglesnork” “abbie and charlotte wore straight gorglesnork today”
gorglesnork by charmaxxing April 18, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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