gargaloid

An annoying moron that wont get his bighead out of his ass

Fuck off, you Gargaloid

gargaloid by Barkoshlav July 12, 2017

garloid

A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.

I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk

garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020

Garloid

A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.

Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.

Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022

gangloid 

A tall, skinny, akward, goofey person. A combination of the word gangly and mongoloid.

"My brother is such a gangloid, no wonder he doesn't get girls."

gangloid by Dave RI July 21, 2005

Gongaloid 

An ugly alien-like human. Typically short and fat.

That bitch is such a fuckin gongaloid.

Gongaloid by Dale February 4, 2003

garloid

How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.

Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)

garloid by TheLooo November 1, 2020

Gargalizer 

Commonly used in LoL to describe an opponent who's attacks are so weak that tickles you.

Player 1: *uses full combo*
Player 2: *Loses no more than 100 hp*
Player 2: "Are you a Gargalizer or what?"

Gargalizer by Pat Gargalizer June 17, 2019