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A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020
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A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.
Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.
Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022
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How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
garloid by TheLooo November 1, 2020
How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
garloid by TheLooo November 1, 2020

Garlonda 

Garlonda is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel as if you are the only person in the world that matters. She is the most beautiful, most funny, the smartest, and the most perfect girl you'll ever meet. She has a beautiful smile that can lighten up any dark room. She smells like a field of flowers. She'll always stand out from the crowd and (In my opinion) there is not one guy in the world that could be good enough for her (NOT EVEN ME) It's the little things that make you LOVE he even more. The way her eyes squint when she smiles. The way she laughs. The way you feel when you see he with another boy, that's how you know you love her. She has the softest hands and most beautiful hair. Her eyes sparkle as the stars in the night Skye. She is also an amazing kisser. MAKE sure you take good care of her because she has been threw a lot and never make her feel bad always try and lighten her day by making her laugh (she likes that). If you have her with you be sure to never take her for granted because she is so unique. And if you reading this (Garlonda, you know who you are, Duckie) ;) I miss you and hope your happy. I wont be mad if your with someone else because I'll never stop loving you no matter what. Please take good care of her. I will always stand by you and no one can ever take my love for you away.

(FLYING MONKEY) :)
Garlonda is the most wonderful girl in the world.
A word in the ancient language of buddï meaning "rad"
Hey, that guy is so Garlood!
Garlood by Name1233 October 15, 2016

garlonda 

A girl that has glasses and is emo
garlonda by Jiffy149 December 16, 2017