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A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
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How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
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