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gargalina 

1.) Someone who is a complete jackass.
Synonyms: dill-snip dumb-ass herb
2.) Refering to someone who gargles testicles. From the slang saying, "Gargle my Balls, Bitch!".
Synonyms: fag queer

Alternative to gargalina is also gargalette, with the same 2 definitions as above.
1.) Adam's such a Gargalina! I seen him at Lippy's throwing up in the parking lot!

2.) Why you tryin to get all close, gargalina? You know I don't swing it that way!
gargalina by Funk Dr. Fariz September 1, 2006
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Gargling fart

After the gargling fart, I wondered if he somehow had oral hygiene activity up his ass.
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jizz gargling 

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.
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Gargling toad 

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.
Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...
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Gargaria 

A condition in which an individual is extremely dissapointed, depressed, sad or guh.
After we lost the playoff game, I've had the worst case of Gargaria.
A vagina that smells like garbage.
Vinny: Kazuo pounded that gargina last night.

Vance: It smells like shit in here now.
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Cock gargling thunder cunt 

When calling them a cunt just doesn't quite cut it.
That bitch is cock gargling thunder cunt!
Cock gargling thunder cunt by Griz. February 22, 2010
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