garfeg

A loud inward scream mainly used by aliens, such as the perfagniak race. It is also used by zombies and some alien hounds. It is used as a victory yell, or a battle cry, and is sometimes used to blow out chronic smoke from a large blunt.

Two aliens are arguing over who's chronic is better, 1 claims his chronic is the best, and the other lets out a blood curdling garfeg. Then both of them decide to load a blunt and share their chronic. They both let out garfegs simultaneously.

garfeg by Glactospire Tippledank July 5, 2007

Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

garfer 

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

garfer by Deirdre November 22, 2004

garfeliose 

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

garfeliose by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

garfg 

meaning bobby, in drunk language.

"hey man, what your name","GARFG",(pukes)

garfg by mr.dick January 3, 2009

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022