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Garfberry is a name for some of the most retarded people on the face of the earth
Garfberry is one of the worse staff members, if not the worst, of all time. I can't believe he hasn't been fired/demoted yet!
garfberry by MN7278 December 30, 2020

Gayberry 

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.
'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'
Gayberry by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018
Goofberry is a name used to call someone silly but in a friendly and effectionate way. A girlfriend or boyfriend may say it to their partner.
A guy tells his girlfriend a bad joke and she may smile, throw her eyes up and call him a goofberry for being silly.

Goofberry by Manix September 2, 2007

Gayberry 

A blackberry for a gay.

The Look: Traditionally covered in a purple, pink, leopard, or a neon yellow (with sparkles) case.

Purpose: The functions of the Gayberry include: (G)BM'ing the Night's Hook-Up, checking/updating your Manhunt profile, taking pictures of the obscene straight girl in the gay club, all while answering e-mails and talking to your mom.
Hey Bry, your Gayberry is buzzing...again.
Gayberry by Gayberry Poster May 8, 2009

Delaney Cheyenne Granberry

Probably the most amazing girl alive. She's self conscious about some stuff, but she's still gorgeous, even in sweat pants and without makeup. A good friend, and probably an even better girlfriend. She has that "Granberry booty", and knows how to work that thing.
Person 1: Have you seen Delaney Cheyenne Granberry before?
Person 2: Yeah, she's a fox!
Color on an automobile that is a shade of red..but is not truly red..not quite maroon however all shades of maroon fit in this category as well. The color you often find on cars driven by the elderly..a color only a granny would love.
Hey how do you like my new car? Oh it's nice however I don't care for granberry color..my grandpa had a car that color once.
Granberry by MattieB July 31, 2017
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