4 definitions by phallicconnoisseur
Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.
Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?
Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?
Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019
A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.
'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'
'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'
'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'
'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'
'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'
'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'
'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'
by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018
A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar, and the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.
"Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning'?
'I only got to try one Gayberry! It tasted like the first time I heard The Beatles'
'I only got to try one Gayberry! It tasted like the first time I heard The Beatles'
by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018
The strange and disgusting substance left dried on a man or woman's fingers (and/or under the fingernails), after a heavy session of digitally stimulating a vagina. Has been described as smelling like a musty fish market.
'Yo Ali bro, I fingered Diana all of last night and now I can't wash the munt off my hands'
'Hey bro! Smell the munt from this bird last night! Proper wiffer'
'That bitch must have been some kind of shaman, coz two showers and the munt won't go'
'All that finger blasting got my fingernails covered in munt'
'Hey bro! Smell the munt from this bird last night! Proper wiffer'
'That bitch must have been some kind of shaman, coz two showers and the munt won't go'
'All that finger blasting got my fingernails covered in munt'
by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018