garbanzos

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.

by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2009

burnt garbonzo bean

referring to someone looking old and ugly

you look like a burnt garbonzo bean

by mehnahs January 8, 2017

Garbanzo

Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa

That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!

by Stathi August 8, 2004

Garbonzobeaned

To be fucked up, or fucked or something that is fucked

Yo I was so garbonzobeaned last night I could hear the color blue

Yo that bike is garbonzobeaned it looks like it just got ran over by a train

by Tommyjonsurgery March 30, 2017

garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008