garadromiplossaphobia

The irrational fear of spoonerisms.

Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025

garadromiplossaphilia

The love or obsession with spoonisms.

Dude 1: "Hey, I got some hazelnuts. Want some?"
Dude 2: "GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Dude 1: "Chill out, I'm going to give you some."
Dude 2: "SOME? GIVE ME ALL OF THAT!"
Dude 1: "What's wrong with you today?"
Dude 2: "I guess I have garadromiplossaphilia"

by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025