The irrational fear of spoonerisms.
Dude 1: "What's up, what are you having?"
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
Dude 2: "Oh, I'm having hazelnuts!"
Dude 1: "AAAAAAAAA!" *Flips table, sprints out of the restaurant.*
Dude 2: "What just happened?"
Waiter: "Oh, don’t mind him. He has garadromiplossaphobia."
by GrumpBoat February 22, 2025
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