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Chick Gapping
The female form of manspreading (the practice whereby a man adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, particularly in a public place).
"I was trying to mind my own business on the subway this morning, but the woman across from me was chick gapping like she was Sharon Stone".
Chick Gapping by The Triple Wide July 15, 2017
Gaping Analitus
A condition which causes the anus to leak blood and shit after the rectum has been brutalized by a horse cock.
Wow Hilda, your asshole is leaking blood and shit after getting plowed by that horse cock last night. You must be suffering from gaping analitus.
Gaping Analitus by Spok3 April 11, 2022
Gaping Dumas
1. An anus which has been probed and penetrated to the point that one's head will fit inside their respective anal cavity.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
2. Anal cavity that can entertain objects 12 inches in diameter or larger.
Hey John, get your fingers out of your asshole! You already have a slim dumas. You want to end up with a flaccid, amorphous gaping dumas too?
Gaping Dumas by Ham Glaze Washington November 29, 2010
gipsineb
A backwards Spoonerism of "big penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used for identifying the 1% of the male population of the world who are the epitome of masculinity and coolness. They are the Alphamales of society. The masters of their domain. The stuff of legend. They are the leaders, not followers. They basically each have their own place on Mount Olympus. Women want them, men want to be them. Cool, calm, confident, ruthless, independent, intelligent, charming, clever, cunning, wise, introspective, powerful, mysterious, sophisticated, and of course handsome. Whatever they say is scripture for the rest of the masses. They are fully aware of their dominion and superiority, but unlike a llampsine who reeks of false confidence, gipsinebs are more do-er's than tell-ers - They let their actions do the talking. 99% of the rest of the male population - llampsines and tapsinefs - all want to be gipsinebs. While a lot of tapsinefs still do not yet understand their potential for gipsinebism, llampsines already think they are gipsinebs, in their skewed reality, but are anything but. When dealing with llampsines, gipsinebs will fight fire with fire and extinguish the llampsine's arrogance and cockiness by humiliating them, proving they are the superior males. Rather than chase after the bounty of women, like the llampsine endlessly does, women flock to him. Obviously, are well-hung and can satisfy any woman.
For the llampsines and reading that still can't comprehend the might of gipsinebs, a layman, abridged description follows:
Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...
Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.
Archetypal badass
Gipsinebs are perfect substitite subjects for sayings of Chuck Norris.
They are The Most Interesting Men in the World...
Notable gipsinebs: James Bond, Clint Eastwood, Hugh Hefner, King Leonidas, Sean Connery, Liam Neeson, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Parker Lewis, Brad Biggs, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Harry Connick Jr., Daniel Craig, Matt Damon, Samuel L. Jackson, Julius Erving, Bruce Lee, Jason Mangelson, Christian Bale, Raphael Max, Jack Nicholson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio, Gregory Peck, Humphrey Bogart, Skyler Kinghorn, Cary Grant, Claude Speed, Brad Pitt, Marlon Brando, Johnny Depp, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Jimmy Stewart, Robert de Niro, etc.
seat gypsie
A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn't fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.
seat gypsie by Jes sica May 17, 2008
Word of the Day on September 19, 2010
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026