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Gangler
Gangler by Shermanator887 February 17, 2021
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ganolé • gangle • gandle • Gangled • Gangler • gankle • ganale • Gangle-fuck • ganglemonster • gangleum
Gandle
A Gandle is a young man who voluntarily drinks a heavy mixture of anesthetics and tranquilizers (known as a Gandle Potion) for the purpose of inducing a near-death physiological state so that the Gandle's friends (known as Gandlers) can take turns sexually violating what is essentially a living corpse.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
This practice began in Oregon (in a city I wont name) during the 1980’s when an underground association of anti-semetic, homosexual, necrophiliac morticians were looking for a way to satisfy their eccentric and largely illegal sexual appetites.
The group and their morbid practice of Gandling was discovered when practitioners began accidentally dying by overdose as well as by the often brutally intense Gandling.
Rumors persist, however, that other Gandling Groups have since emerged throughout the world.
JFM just loves to be the Gandle ... even when its not his turn ... he just chugs his gandle potion, zips up his leather mask and proclaims, "Gandle Me Ye Gandlers! Gandle Me Good! Gandle me with the generous gooey gobs of your great gandler gratitude!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Also can be used like the word "smurf" ... as in, "I say sir! It would be extra gandly if you would gandle me a glass of gandle!"
Gandle by BurtReynoldsIsANinja November 22, 2006
Gangledorf
That one awkward dude at the party who is way to into beer-pong. It is Usually a lanky tall white male found standing by the beer-pong table drinking a Natty Light but can take many forms. You don't want to be the Gangledorf of the party.
Gangledorf by Tiger Cock April 25, 2011
ganklebanker
A person who masturbates, and ejaculates in their own hands. Immediately after ejaculation, they commence random hand shakes with people around their office, or place of work.
I was planning on quitting my job this week, so I ganklebanked my boss and I think he wiped it off on his face.
ganklebanker by Rukorogneo April 21, 2005
gangle smack
1. To smack one's gangles. The action of smacking a cock. Like a cock smack, but involving balls.
2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.
3. Also used as an insult.
2. When your nuts slap a vagina or an ass.
3. Also used as an insult.
1. Todd's back-hand turned in to a violent gangle smack.
2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.
3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.
2. My balls are sore from gangle smacking last night.
3. Sometimes, I think you are the biggest gangle smack I have ever met.
gangle smack by B-rent April 7, 2004
Gangled
Gangled by Gremlin213 November 9, 2010
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