Gangle

A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination.

Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule.

Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.

Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever!

by Chris Miner December 5, 2010

Gangle

the cutest character in the Amazing Digital Circus. No questions. She's cute, she's silly, she's sad, literal peak of cuteness in any character

Jax: "Well then, that leaves crybaby (Gangle) and hooha (KInger) together to handle the Zooble situation."

Ragatha: Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea?

Jax: Of course, they're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired up together.

Kinger: *shakes uncontrollably in ps1 style*

by Fawnyiie October 21, 2023

Gangle

A lanky entity with a lack of limb coordination, spatial awareness, social propriety or vocal volume control.

Wow, that guy, who just tripped on his own feet and then sat on his own head, after making loud inappropriate remarks to my friends, is such a gangle.

by Noblong January 29, 2009

gangle

a twinky boy that wears glasses and drinks tea. he also pees a lot and will cry if you hate him. he likes to think he’s a cowboy and will also cry if you tell him he’s not. he also likes to pretend to be a peasant sometimes.

“omg look at that gangle prancing around the woods like a baby deer.”

by andismints June 26, 2023

gangle

An oddly oblong kid whose limbs have minds of their own. Caution: Upsetting, Poking, or Feeding a gangle can have disastrous effects.

Here we see a prime example of a gangle in his natural habitat. Gangle, the other white meat. Gangle, it does a body good.

by Not someone to get mad at May 4, 2004

Gangle

Abbreviation for "gay angle". Where a straight male will adopt culturally "gay" qualities to lower the guard of unsuspecting attractive females.

Dude, that guy macking your chick right now is not gay, he's totally just playing the gangle

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

gangle

used to describe a relatively large group of people in a small social setting

We went to Sarah's apartment for a party and there was a gangle of hot women up in there.

by jkhan September 25, 2004