The act of telling ur friends you are on you're way to said establishment, having no intention at all of even showing up let alone even leaving you're house..

Committing to going places with you're friends, but not even leaving you're home and telling them that you are almost there.

Dude did you call Ryan and ask him if he was coming?
Yes, he said he's on his way.
Right, I'm sure he's pulling a Gayman on us again.

lie lied lies false gayman

Pulling a Gayman by Joshua DJ David July 7, 2011

gasman

A man who is going out with a lady who is considerably older than he is. So called because he can often be found servicing an old boiler.

That Ashton Kutcher he's a total gasman.

gasman by Iain1977 March 31, 2007

gaymance

The expression of bromance to a level that takes it too far.

Friend 1: I love you man
Friend 2: Likewise dawg, you're family

Friend 1: Places hand on Friend 1's ass cheek
Friend 2: Dude!! Enough with the gaymance!

gaymance by Markupva October 4, 2009

neil gaiman

Awesome fantasy writer of such wonderful works as the Sandman series, "American Gods", "Stardust," and "Neverwhere." Also co-creater of the literary masterpiece "Good Omens," which almost also became the best movie in the world by the creaters of Monty Python, but was unfortunately turned down in an evil Hollywood hype fight.

Yo, Neil Gaiman is the most awesometastic writer of all time. J.K Rowling's got nothing on his shit!

neil gaiman by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

Galmance

The same as bromance, but for girls.

Amy and Molly have a good galmance.

Galmance by Tomatosaregood January 1, 2012

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026