ganloid 

A clueless, dumbfounded female. Has no sense of direction or humor.

Please Brittany...you're acting like a ganloid right now.

ganloid by JayC101 December 27, 2021

garloid

A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.

I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk

garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020

Garloid

A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.

Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.

Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022

gangloid 

A tall, skinny, akward, goofey person. A combination of the word gangly and mongoloid.

"My brother is such a gangloid, no wonder he doesn't get girls."

gangloid by Dave RI July 21, 2005

garloid

How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.

Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)

garloid by TheLooo November 1, 2020

Cup n' Gandoid 

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

Cup n' Gandoid by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

Gangloid 

Rylan "gangloid" Clark

A big gay gangly twat.

That Rylan is right Gangloid.

Gangloid by AndiePRC June 13, 2013