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A biological construct with mammalian characteristics but organized like a plant. It produces a sweet, highly nutricious waste product referred to as "milk." Despite the name, the substance is not really a milk, though it is produced through similar mechanisms/structures. They have at least 0.67% human dna, which was a big controversy a few years ago.
I heard that John started raising a Garloid. I hope he’s using ethical methods to retrieve its milk
garloid by rxicheru November 1, 2020
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A plump gut which hangs like a sack due to constant feeding. Usually bulbous and hairy.
Look at his garloid! That thing has to be sluthering city BBQ and General Tso’s chicken on the daily.
Garloid by DrRajMahal October 22, 2022
How the fuck do you not know what a Garloid is? LMAO.
Greg: Hey John, what is a Garloid?
John: Idk Greg, what is the color orange. (Fucking Dumbass)
garloid by TheLooo November 1, 2020
I didn’t have money for the spots sorry. Get gallod
Gallod by c Gallo November 23, 2018
When you convince a young hipster girl that she needs to blow you for your film.
I galloed this girl at NYFA this afternoon
galloed by nsh1212 March 7, 2008

galloing 

Loafing around, mooching, being generaly lazy.
Quit galloing around you fat lazy *&%^!
galloing by Limetime83 January 30, 2009