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gandalfism by chopinhower December 22, 2016
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Gandalfgasm
A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".
A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
Gandalfgasm by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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Gandalfing
Gandalfing by Prince Randorson January 4, 2016
Gandalfing
Blocking the passage of something through use of wizardry and copious amounts of staff waving. Also, basically just not letting anything through, ever.
Dude, the Republican's are totally Gandalfing Obama's every move. It's like they just don't like him or something.
How did your date go?
It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
How did your date go?
It was great, but she totally Gandolfed me at the end. I think I saw her delete me out of her phone after i tried to give her a good night screw.
Gandalfing by portlandproper February 5, 2010
Gandalfs Balls!
When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.
By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.
Gandalfs Balls! by boo ha ra sausage April 11, 2011
Gandalfing
The result of lighting a pipe perfectly as to keep the weed or tobacco burning without subsequent lighting attempts.
Gandalfing by The apocolypse April 23, 2011