Gandalfin'

When someone/or something prevents you from gaining passage, or stops you from finishing your work.

The game kicked me and refuses to grant me entry! This bitch be Gandalfin'.

by FordiusMaximus1996 May 3, 2020

Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok

Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity

by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023

Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

by thricegreatart May 24, 2010

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016