The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.

Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.

Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014

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Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf

Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you

Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017

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Gandalf

Someone who is standing in the way, preventing you from passing through a narrow area.

OK Gandalf, let's get moving here buddy.

Gandalf by thricegreatart May 24, 2010

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Gaddafied

The act of having a foreign object forcefully shoved up your anus against your will.

I was taggin my girl doggystyle when I pulled out and Gaddafied her!

Gaddafied by Rooster Starpounder October 26, 2011

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