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Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.
"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"
Gandalfgasm by Rukusan August 30, 2005
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Gandalfgasm

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.
I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...
Gandalfgasm by square wheel June 28, 2007
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gandalfism 

the metamorphosis of a person in a mature and wise state
"Boh had a lot of things to deal with lately. He went through gandalfism."
gandalfism by chopinhower December 22, 2016
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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