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Galbert-Kun
One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.
Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.
Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.
Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.
Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.
Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.
Galbert-Kun by HisPromoter May 29, 2010
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Gilberting
The distorted audio sound that occurs when one has connectivity or performance issues during live streaming or video recording. It was named after JS Gilbert, a Live Streamer who often had this issue and thus, became known for it. People all over the web now use this term.
"Excuse me, can you please refresh your browser? You're gilberting."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
"I tried to stay and listen but he was gilberting so badly, he was hurting my ears."
Gilberting by AngelHillTV August 25, 2016
Brian David Gilbert
A gorgeous twink of a man who works for Polygon.com. He is known for his absurdist humor and brilliant fashion sense; one of these gave him his current job, and the other one secured it. He currently hosts a series on the Polygon Youtube channel called "Unraveled", where he rambles about games and such.
Often acronymized as BDG.
Often acronymized as BDG.
"Brian David Gilbert hosts Unraveled, whose namesake can related to my clothes upon seeing him."
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.
"wait, BDG is hot in real life too?" - Anonymous Tumblr user.
Brian David Gilbert by briamgilbert April 15, 2019
Gilbert Addoms
Gilbert Addoms is a dorm on Duke's East Campus. Commonly known as "GA" or "The Shit," it is Duke's largest dorm, housing around 190 students.
Gilbert Addoms by Duke Duke Motherfuckas November 3, 2008
Paul Gilbert
Paul Gilbert is one of the most technically proficient rock guitarists today. He's played in bands Mr. Big and Racer X. He graduated from G.I.T. in 1985 right after forming Racer X with other students from the school. He currently has a monthly column in the European guitar magazine Total Guitar.
I love reading Paul Gilbert's column in Total Guitar. It's really improved my playing.
Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.
Paul Gilbert owns anyone you put in front of him on guitar. End of discussion.
Paul Gilbert by Chandler89 May 14, 2006
Gilbert Blythe
Basically the more modern version of Mr. Darcy. You can do the multiplication table by his freckles, and he has curly brown hair and hazel eyes that match perfectly with his roguish grin. If you ever find a Gilbert Blythe, you need to keep him before he gets away. He's the epitome of perfection.
Gilbert Blythe by Cordelia Shirley Cuthburt October 27, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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