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globert downy jr 

Fat ass glob of thc consentrate
joe: WE ALL BOUTTA GET GEEKED OFF THIS GLOBERT DOWNY JR

Harlem Globetrotters 

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

globetrotter 

A person who frequently travels to different places around the world.
Ronnie earned a lot of frequent flier miles by being a globetrotter, but in the process he spent all his bank savings.

globerino 

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.
"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"
globerino by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021

oobert goobert 

oobert goobert
oobert goobert
oobert goobert by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
A name used by Flat Earthers to make fun of people who believe the Earth is round.
I can't believe my geography teacher is a globetard.
Globetard by Globetard May 6, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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