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Galhofa is a portuguese martial art invented by Manuel Luis Goucha. It consists in a fight between two naked men and the first one to get an erection wins.
Manuel Luis Goucha has the record for the fastest erection in a galhofa duel, 6.43 seconds!!
galhofa by luisinho_theking97 June 8, 2021
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Janeane Garofalo 

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.
Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."
Janeane Garofalo by RME1976 July 12, 2009
A advanced geometry dash creator and a real boi. He is part of a.pple p.otato team and was part of cherries team
Hi my name is galofuf
Galofuf by LliteIg June 1, 2023

garofalo 

–verb
To call someone a racist or bigot as a last ditch effort to marginalize them because your argument is empty and flawed.

This is in reference to Janeane Garofalo. Who declared Tea Party attendees were racist on Keith Olbermann's show.
Person 1: I think illegal immigrants should be send back to their country because they broke the law when they entered this country illegally.
Person 2: You are such a racist.
Person 1: Don't try to garofalo me.
garofalo by dkbeers February 3, 2010

Lindsay Garofalo 

NOUN- an amazing person, who deserves A GOOD GUY (: and is absolutely hilarious, can make anyone smile , can brighten anyones day, is mostly people named jordyn's bestfriend (;, oh and absolutely beautiful ! she is never quiet, and will change your entire life with her love of ducks. very ranom
Jordyn: THROWS PEANUT BUTTER AT ZACH! YOU DONT DESERVE HER SHES WAY TOO MUCH OF A LINDSAY GAROFALO !!!!
Zach: *screams liek a little girl

Lindsay : lays on ground laughing

(backround people) : zach doesnt deserve a lindsay garofalo. yeah i totally agree. She was way to nice to him. Yeah definently.
Lindsay Garofalo by JODY BOXNUM December 15, 2009

garofalo 

use this in any context you would use a cuss word. It can also mean tree hugger, liberal, hippie, traitor,
Garofalo, I forgot to pay my taxes before my confirmation hearings! Garofalo another stimulus plan!
garofalo by TWUB79 May 1, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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