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{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
gabist by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007
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An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010

gagasterbate 

when you listen to Lady Gaga's music, watch her music videos, or observe her actions and you feel enlightened, inspired, and/or excited.
I had extreme writer's block, so I gagasterbated and wrote the most amazing essay ever!
gagasterbate by chilledbiscuits November 20, 2010

GaGastic 

Heightened pleasure experienced during, and further to the extreme sensory stimulation which culminates from a Lady GaGa experience.
Oh my god Chelsea, did u even believe the gaga concert, like totally GaGastic.
GaGastic by snootynz March 15, 2010
A Filipino slang mostly used in Facebook,
It's a censorship slang for the word "GAGO" which means "cunt"/"asshole" in english,
It is also an expression.
Guy:"Gagsti ka talaga idok"(Idol your such a cunt)

Guy:*saw a funny post on Facebook*
"Gagsti nag memes na naman si idok"(Asshole Idol posted a meme again)
Gagsti by k66l_kl6wn December 2, 2021
When you eat a cheesy 5 layer beef burrito from Taco Bell, give your boyfriend head, and then vomit the burrito back up on him because you have a poor gag reflex. You then comment, " I think I got sick" in your best Forest Gump voice.
I had too much to drink and accidently pulled a gagito on him last night.

Did you gagito again?!

You are going to have to stop giving BJ's after eating Taco Bell, because you gagito every time!
Gagito by Cheechi August 4, 2017