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Chief Financial Officer
Close cousin to the CEO, except this is the guy who's in charge of coordinating a company's insider trading and profit inflation scams and getting the documents shredded afterwards.
Andrew Fastow, the former CFO of Enron, is in jail for helping orchestrate one of the biggest corporate investment scams of the century. His boss, CEO Kenneth Lay, pretended he didn't know what Fastow was up to in order to save his own ass. What a bunch of scumbags.
by creaternity April 17, 2006
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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Corporate Fuck Off

A position held by an individual whose sole purpose is to waste company time and resources.
After stealing all the paper clips and creating paper clip mountain, the boss promoted me to the newly opened CFO position!
by GMSkidjit January 04, 2014
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Cold Frothy One OR Cold Frosty one
A term for a lovely cold pint of Lager or sometimes Cider (different drinks for different needs)
Anyone fancy a CFO at lunch?
Couple CFO's after work?
by alrightdrive April 26, 2018
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Chill (the) Fuck out. Used to tell someone who is nutting up to calm down.
Barry, you need to CFO, buddy!
by Ow Chap November 22, 2019
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It means β€œclose friends only” if you are posting things or have a private story
*Makes A Snapchat Private Story*

β€œCFO!!”
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Boyfriend: I'm now the CFO of the company!
Girlfriend: Wow! I'm proud of you! You must be controlling much of the finance in the company!
Boyfriend: Er... no, i only check Facebook... that's why i'm CFO...
by saimaijai June 27, 2011
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