{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007
Get the gabist mug.Mostly a Kazakh and a Tatar boy name. Shorter version of Gabittolla, which is basically a modified Abdullah.
Word's meaning, then, is "the worshipper". Considered a pious name. Given with the intention that a child becomes an artist.
Word's meaning, then, is "the worshipper". Considered a pious name. Given with the intention that a child becomes an artist.
by Kolyandra September 30, 2005
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Get the gabisbest1e mug.A wonderful girl who always has your back!! She is smart, funny and beautiful!! She is always there to listen and makes you laugh!
Gabster!!
by Rebeckyandcheese November 20, 2013
Get the gabster mug.An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010
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by YankTheWanker February 1, 2021
Get the Gabitch mug.gabstract an artistic way of seeing things. A style of drawing, painting or dressing that is obviously different, like the Gabby girl...she loves to talk about about different ways of looking at things. A person who sees life in Kaleidoscope vision as apposed to Rose Colored glasses
Did you see that outfit that girl had on? ya, it was way gabstract...totally looked like something a gabby girl would wear. gabstract: OMG I never thought Dotties apartment would look like that...Those paintings and the curtains were so gabstract, like abstract on steroids
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