To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.
I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.
When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)
You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOODFREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!