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Gabberflasted

To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.
I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.

gabberblast

When a girl sucks the jizz out of ur penis, like a straw, and spits it back into it.
“Dude my girl totally gabberblasted me last night”

“Dude sick!”
gabberblast by Mipi89 April 27, 2022

Gabberflasted

When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)
You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted

gaberflasted

To be outraged, shocked, stunned, angered, surprised, or pissed off.
I was gaberflasted when two cars came into a collision.
gaberflasted by DCD2008 April 7, 2008

gabberflasted

that crap is gabberflasted!!!

that ggirl is so hot she is gabberflasted!!

Gabberflasted

When someone says something so mind numbingly boring, instead of being flabbergasted you are gabberflasted into speechlessness
Friend: Did you hear the principals speech the other day?
Me: Yeah i was fuckin gabberflasted man
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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