To describe a feeling that one cannot describe when one is all the feelings that shall be listed. These include: Frustration, Shock, Pain, Angst, Surprise, and uncertainty of what will happen next. It's Flabbergasted with a bit of dyslexia. That's how confused you are.
I am so gabberflasted from everything that has happened from Tuesday till now, it's like my world has done a 360.
by Thatgirlwheused2beurgirl January 12, 2010
When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)
You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted
by Sir Beans of Heinzington March 25, 2023
by anthony stamos May 15, 2008
When someone says something so mind numbingly boring, instead of being flabbergasted you are gabberflasted into speechlessness
by Cwevin Berko June 12, 2020