fylda

Fylda is a girl extremely focused on her studies that include: sleep, naps and relaxing. She is an excellent friend to Aspa, and enjoys going to ominous dark dusky woods to hang out!

Fylda is the most dedicated discordas ever!

fylda by ellieliv November 20, 2021

Flyday 

The day of the week when contract employees fly from their work site to their home location. Typically for consultants this occurs on Thursdays for those who start their work week on Monday.

Yay today is flyday! We get to fly home finally!!!!

Flyday by florida flygirl March 30, 2017

FLDA 

"Felony Level Disingenuous Argument"

When an argument is so insincere and dishonest it raises the blood pressure of observers to dangerous levels, making that argument a criminal act.

Bybee: A reasonable person would not reasonably anticipate having his head slammed into a wall twenty or thirty times consecutively means that something worse is to come.

Kristol: Now, in April 2009, Obama's Director of National Intelligence seems to be saying, we're safe.

Judge: Alright, I will issue a warrant for Kristol and Justice Bybee for commission of FLDA.

FLDA by zarathustra2222 April 17, 2009

FYLA 

Texting shorthand for "Fuck you Lance, answer." Used as a follow-up text when you have not received a response to your original text.

Taken from the Quentin Tarantino classic, Pulp Fiction.

Original text: Are we getting drunk tonight?

(time goes by without a reply)

Follow-up text: FYLA!

FYLA by mastinofpuppets April 16, 2011

foldage 

In a poker game, the pile of cards that are no longer in use because a player has folded his hand

Put your cards in the foldage

foldage by Antz83 April 25, 2006

Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

Foldable Chair by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

flydar

Having an instinctual detection for Earth’s most annoying creature: the common house fly.

“AHHHHHHH!”
“What’s wrong, Ms. Zazzy?”

“There’s a fly 0.61 miles away!”
“How do you know, Ms. Zazzy?”
“MY FLYDAR IS GOING OFF....EVACUATE BUILDING!!! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!!”
“It’s just a fly, Ms. Zazzy”
“Yeah, and coronavirus is just the flu, EVERYBODY RUN!!!”

flydar by Rpenty March 21, 2020