Cokey

A delicious cookie containing a mighty amount of midnight sugar.
Linny, get me a delicious snack!”

“From the cokey jar?”
“YEAH, one with all that midnight sugar! Make it two actually!”
by Rpenty June 26, 2018
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flydar

Having an instinctual detection for Earth’s most annoying creature: the common house fly.
“AHHHHHHH!”
“What’s wrong, Ms. Zazzy?”

There’s a fly 0.61 miles away!”
“How do you know, Ms. Zazzy?”
“MY FLYDAR IS GOING OFF....EVACUATE BUILDING!!! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!!”
“It’s just a fly, Ms. Zazzy”
“Yeah, and coronavirus is just the flu, EVERYBODY RUN!!!”
by Rpenty March 21, 2020
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