Samantha Falzarano’s are an anomaly. They’re rarer than a four leaf clover. One-in-a-million kind of person. You will know without a doubt when you meet one. The portrayal of exotic beauty that is so unique it feels almost otherworldly. The stance of confidence that never meets arrogance but maintains modesty. As they speak with with a graceful intelligence that leaves you hanging onto every word as if it were oxygen and the wisdom of a scholar who has lived for centuries. Seductive, mysterious, addicting, rare and a fantasy wrapped into one.

Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.

Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.

Falling in love, getting married and creating a family is as euphoric and full filling as meeting a Samantha Falzarano.

Samantha Falzarano by Anti-heroine December 15, 2022

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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