"Fuck My Big Titty Nigger Bitch!"
This is similar to the exclamation "FML = Fuck My Life" or "FMA = Fuck My Ass" but with less homosexual connotations. It is commonly used to describe scenarios in wich the subject (the person using the term) has been unfathomably wronged by some one or some situation. It is most effectively used in abbreviated form for social networking status updates (tweets or FB statuses), or in conversation to imply hopeless dispare or injustice. The phrase itself depicts your large-chested negro slave being ass plundered from behind by a hearty white plantation owner.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'