Definitions by UncleBartholomew223

ball mat

a potential girlfriend, boyfriend, or hookup; boyfriend/girlfriend material.

“yo who that was you was with yesterday? she bad!”
“chill, that’s ball mat”

ball mat by UncleBartholomew223 March 31, 2026

colombia vada serr

saying meaning “Colombia never dies”. it’s never actually used, it just sounds cool

“BAD BUNNY SHOUTED US OUT DURING THE SUPER BOWL, COLOMBIA VADA SERR!!”

colombia vada serr by UncleBartholomew223 February 17, 2026

FAG 

A Freaky Alien Genotype, what’d you think we meant?

Krillin: He looks like a total FAG
Gohan: KRILLIN!
Krillin: What? a Frealy Alien Genotype, what’d you think i meant?
Gohan: Oh, i thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual…
Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY?!?!?!

FAG by UncleBartholomew223 September 15, 2025

Bibbs 

nickname for close friend/partner

Me: oh that’s Bibbs gng dw bout it
Bro: nigga tf does that mean?

Bibbs by UncleBartholomew223 June 6, 2025

dihhriods 

male periods, when men try to relate to girls

“me n my girls gonna have our periods soon”
“yeah, me n the boys finna have our dihhriods too”
“what the fuck is that?”

dihhriods by UncleBartholomew223 May 18, 2025

maf 

matter of fact

maf where my money at boy?

maf by UncleBartholomew223 May 18, 2025

fyban 

acronym; fuck you bitch ass nigga; usually used when a dumb motherfucker is talking shit or is trying to tell you what to do

man 1: yo old ass isn’t going nowhere
man 2: fyban i go where it want.

fyban by UncleBartholomew223 May 1, 2025