fwibe

(of a zipper)
(n.) A jam occurring midway up the chain without any of the teeth having been zipped.
(v.) Cause or become a fwibe.

"Give me a sec, there's a fwibe in my zipper."
"Damn it, my zipper fwibed. How did this happen?!"

by reditar August 16, 2024

fiber vice

A method by which one ensures maximum voiding of solid consumables, often to avoid adverse health effects from the matter consumed; i.e., consuming large amounts of fiber supplements immediately prior to and after a meal. The initial fiber intake provides the base, or "anvil," upon which the meal will rest. The final fiber intake, or "hammer," sits upon the meal. The resulting combined pressure of the "anvil" and "hammer" upon the meal, referred to as the "fiber vice," ensures effective and complete voiding of the meal to the subject's supreme satisfaction.

"I had a double bacon cheeseburger today, but don't worry, I deployed a fiber vice. Tomorrow morning, after I take the inevitable massive dump, it will be as if it never happened."

by ChuckTrips95 August 14, 2014

fiber optic cable

fiber optic cable is a glass or plastic cable carrying information by light energy rather than an electrical signal as with copper cables is used for main net work hubs and by customers businesses and institutions

phone and internet companies are now upgrading their copper cables to fiber optic cables and are now offering fiber optic phone and internet service to customers businesses and institutions

by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

Fiber Blast

fahy-ber b-l-ast- Verb - When you haven't eaten enough fiber and you know your shit is going to spray feces on whatever you are pointing your ass towards.

"Damn dude, I ate some shitty food last night and now I gotta fiber blast"

by are^s May 1, 2015

Fliberal

A liberal/leftist/progressive from Florida. A Florida Liberal is a Fliberal.

It can seem hard to find Fliberals amongst all the Trump Train boat parades in Florida... but there are at least 5 million of them!

by ILovetheBurg April 7, 2021

high density fiberboard

high density fiberboard known as hardboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin similar to particle board and medium density fiberboard except much denser stronger harder and more water resistant than particle board and medium density fiberboard with many uses including store display shelving furniture construction consumer products and more

my neighbor used high density fiberboard on his garage that is strong hard and holds much better to water than particle board and medium density fiberboard what an amazing product

by littlejimmie March 3, 2019

fwine

Finer than fine. So fine that you can't even get your words correct and it just slips out.

Damn you fwine girl.

by thirteen82 June 23, 2009