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:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!
Futtle by the Jew June 9, 2003
Related Words
Futtle Fettle futile furtle Funtle futter fattle fettler fittle Fustle
To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.
Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.
funtle by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011

buck futter 

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.
Don't be such a buck futter!
buck futter by mullett January 14, 2003
A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.
Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!
funtle by mehmetsen June 14, 2011

Futterwacken 

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.
And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.
Futterwacken by Cozmoz March 27, 2010
I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.
futile by happycookie August 4, 2011