futtle

To move about in an indecisive and dithering manner.

She futtled about getting ready to go to the cinema.

by GMO January 11, 2004

Futtle

Confusion of foot when striking an inanimate object!

:foot hits toliet: AH! My futtle!

by the Jew June 9, 2003

funtle

To fondle ones genitals, usually the testicles and scrotum, while tonguing the anus.

Lucy came over the other night, and I could not believe my luck when she got down on her knees and began to funtle me like a pro. I think she has a lot of experience from the Funtle social network. Her pussy looked like a roast beef sandwich. I think I'm gonna get myself tested now though because it burns whenever I drop a deuce.

by skank-a-holic July 11, 2011

buck futter

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

by mullett January 14, 2003

funtle

A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.

Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!

by mehmetsen June 14, 2011

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

futile

Pointless and hopeless.

I ran as fast as I could, but it was futile. The bus was too far away and the driver turned and drove off.

by happycookie August 4, 2011