Fuquard

A respectable, high class replacement for the f word; also short for the home planet of the Fuquardians (see also Fuquardia)

Ex 1:
Boss: Jim, your work production has been less than satisfactory as of late.
Jim: Fuquard you sir, fuquard you.
Boss: Jim... I will allow it, just because you said it so respectfully.

Ex 2: FUQUARD YOU!!!

by The Fuquardian Society January 14, 2009

fŭqtard

(n): An individual, incapable through diminished capacity, to hear conversational tones outside of his/her own voice's auditory frequencies, thereby inhibiting ability to learn, progress, or communicate effectively with/from others.

After repeating her initial stance on the matter, even though substantial evidence to the contrary was just provided, it was clear to see that Nancy P. was a fŭqtard.

by JWIrwin78 January 24, 2019

Fuquad

same thing as a fuck wad, pronounced "foo-quad"

You're a fuquad, bitch! I feel sorry for your moms, bitch! Say hello to my little friend you fuquad bitch! (bang, bang, bang...)

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006

Fuqtardary

The irrational behavior in which people display during emotional meltdowns. (Unjust actions like looting and rioting)

Can you believe all of this fuqtardary over the election?

by WhenUseeit October 27, 2020

Fuqtard

When you don’t have time to call someone fucking retarded, so you contract the two.

That fuqtard is the result of cold drippings on a hot rock.

by Fishfighter July 4, 2023