dirty sucker

n. A sexual favor performed on a male by a female. The penis of the afore mentioned male is subjected to extreme physical activity, which, in turn, has produced a significant amount of perspiration as well as an anus that has secreted fecal matter so that now there is a combination of sweat and feces in the undergarment of the male. The penis is then inserted into the mouth of the female. This insertion is akin to someone picking up a dirty sucker and placing it into their mouth.

Five minutes after I ran the Boston Marathon, I gave the bitch a dirty sucker.

by Xavier August 29, 2004

foober

As of relating to somebody being either a: dork, idiot, or all around annoying person.

Stop doing that you foober!

by xavier March 09, 2005

dudenhoeffer

goth as goth can get,
without actually being goth.

man that guy is such a poser-goth! hes almost like a dudenhoeffer!

by xavier March 21, 2005

gfs

Good fucking story. Usually used when someone tells a really bad or vague story.

Me: So I went to the store yesterday.
Other guy: And?
Me: That's it.
Other guy: GFS you fgt

by xAvier October 29, 2004

flumes

A water ride found in most amusement parks, where you are inside either a boat or a log and you float down a trough.

Not as fun as a roller coaster, but you get pretty wet.

"You wanna go on the flumes? There's barely any line."

by xavier February 05, 2005

cocopuffs

the act of having sex with an african american woman

Monique finally let me get dem cocopuffs last night.

by Xavier May 11, 2003

strangleland

A room or house built for torture of someones body. Or "something" like a monster.

"I'm stuck in a strangleland, made out of cheese"

"I spent time at the nearest strangleland runed by midgets"

by Xavier November 21, 2003