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Funmunster 

Funny, catchy phrases that are unexpectedly said by stoners that are written down for further use.
Fuck them! They can suck my right Dick!....Guys write down that Funmunster.

Funmunster by Jecko McJefferson February 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Funmaster 

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…
Funmaster by Wardswords November 25, 2021

Monkey The Funduster 

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

funbuster 

Kiljoy, stick in the mud; everyone is having FUN FUN FUN, and this person acts as though he or she is not having FUN ...a real terd ...and Fuck 'em, feed 'em fishheads type person "a FUNBUSTER!!!"
O come on, come join us and have we'll have a great time, don't be a FUNBUSTER!
funbuster by Wetspots May 28, 2016

fuckmunster 

Someone you've had intimate relations with who turns out to be an absolute asshole....
"I can't believed I even LIKED that fuckmunster."
fuckmunster by ckerr June 5, 2007

fugmunster 

A fugmunster is a variation of the term 'fucking ugly'. It refers to someone who is particularly unfortunate looking or dressing in an odd fashion.
Hannah: Did you see that woman?
Kat: She's a fugmunster!

-OR-

Kat: Get out of my car Hannah, and take your fugmunster glasses with you!
Hannah: ...fine.
fugmunster by kathro gonzalez October 21, 2008

fuckmunstered 

fuckmunstered: what happens when someone doesn't check their work
Kippo, did you check what you did, cos its fuckmunstered!!
fuckmunstered by myworldorder January 6, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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