You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!
'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.
Kiljoy, stick in the mud; everyone is having FUN FUN FUN, and this person acts as though he or she is not having FUN ...a real terd ...and Fuck 'em, feed 'em fishheads type person "a FUNBUSTER!!!"
O come on, come join us and have we'll have a great time, don't be a FUNBUSTER!