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funub

funub: fuck you nub. Used primarily to tell someone off while insulting them at the same time.
*After some moron teamkills his entire team*

(nub) omgz sorry dudez
(pro) funub
* pro has kicked nub *
by Ben The Nub December 11, 2007
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fufuberry

The greatest soda flavor ever produced by mortal means, with 46 grams of pure cane sugar and a delicious berry flavor. It's produced by the Jones Soda Company and nearly impossible to find, but it's been spotted at Giant Foods and Albertsons. It is the best soda flavor that you will ever taste in your life.
Most historical scholars now agree that Jesus first turned water into fufuberry soda, which later spoiled into wine after the pagan masses failed to bottle it correctly.

The ancient Greeks used to call fufuberry soda "nectar," the liquid counterpart to the Gods' ambrosia.

In the late Middle Ages, Dante was so infatuated with FuFu berry soda that he wrote a 3-part epic poem in his native Italian tongue dedicated to it. It started with him lost in the dark woods of lacking the Fufu, through Hell, Purgatory and finally Heaven where he meets the holy trinity - FuFu soda, the bottle and the cap. To avoid persecution by the Roman Catholic Church, he was forced to refer to the FuFu only through a religious allegory.

Friend: "Dude, I was just standing there in line with a FuFu when this idiot walks up and asked if I wanted to buy a coke."

Me: "Either he's blind, or he's the biggest douche canoe I've ever met."
by nphoton March 4, 2010
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Funbuck

Any proprietary currency that is required by a specific entity to buy their goods and/or services, instead of using real money. Common in theme parks and online games with a "cash shop".
I didn't have enough Microsoft points left on my account to buy that Xbox Live Arcade game, so I had to buy some more funbucks with my credit card
by Milkymoocowmoo August 22, 2011
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funkboy

Noun; funkboy is the opposite of a fuckboy. Funkboys have an unusual yet appealing sense of humor and they like to have a good time, regardless if they're being judged or not. Funkboys are goofy and very well liked.
That funkboy is so much fun, let's invite him out tonight!
by Cheeekin April 16, 2015
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Sizeable funbags

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

breasticles boob mammaries
by sazzysuzie June 5, 2009
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Funbagging

Dropping boobs on someone's head / face. Similar to "teabagging" except using "funbags."
You missed it, dude. She just pulled a Triple-D funbagging on the guy sitting in the row in front of us.
by Mollena Williams March 2, 2011
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Funkbuster

A person one has sex with despite them being unattractive, purely because one has not had any action for quite some time. The Purpose of such sexual escapades being to bust the your sexual "funk".
A)Bro I totally banged that fat chick!
B) For realsies? she was ugly as fuck man what were you thinking?
A)Its cool I have had a dry spell I needed a funkbuster nahmean?
B)Innit.
by Kevin_From_Kings February 10, 2009
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