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Boobies,charlies,cans,jugs,baps....
Call 'em what you like, ladies have 'em and I luv 'em
Check out the funtubs on that bimbo, sure would like to rub my nuts on them ..
funtubs by blindboy September 8, 2005
Words you can keep

Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.
You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

Funsubstance

A meme website created in 2012, run by 2 administrators known as Zeus and Kronos. Is known for taking memes from other websites such as 9gag and Tumblr. Gave rise to The Dinosaur Thing.
I need to check Funsubstance to see if I got any likes.
Absolute godly person. If you even take a glance at him, you will faint.

He is absolute 100% MAGNIFICENT.
He has the haircut of an absolute chad and shall be cherished by all.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THAT FUNSUBS? A U G H *faints*"
Funsubs by Electric_Vine June 6, 2021

funtubular 

Originally 'fantubular' (a mix of fantastic and tubular) it quickly evolved into the more pronounceable 'funtubular', which is used to describe an amazing or fantastic time or experience. Can be used to describe a person or place with fun or similarly tubular attributes.
"Oh, my GOD! Today was so funtubular! We went to the beach, the zoo, then back to the beach with the monkeys!"

"Dude, that Jim is totally funtubular. He just bought everyone passes for Disneyland."
funtubular by Stephanie December 5, 2003
world record winning discord mod

doesnt fuck as many bees as kirb

what an absolute loser
lmao FunSubs is such a loser
FunSubs by Dream Minecraft June 27, 2021
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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